“A gloriously funny romp through the world of internet dating.” BOOK 14
by Bernice Bloom
She’s big, beautiful and bonkers, and now she’s going online dating. It’s going to be fun… Buckle up and prepare for trouble, laughter and total chaos.
Mary Brown is the star of the Adorable Fat Girl series: she’s gorgeous, curvaceous and wants to find a boyfriend.
But where’s she going to meet someone new? She doesn’t want to hang around pubs all evening (actually that bit’s not true), and she doesn’t want to have to get out of her pyjamas unless really necessary (that bit’s true).
There’s only one thing for it – she will launch herself majestically onto the dating scene.
Aided and abetted by her friends, including Juan Pedro – the flamboyant Spaniard who she met when he was a dancer in sparkly trousers performing on the cruise ship when Mary was on holiday – and best friend Charlie, Mary heads out on NINE DATES IN NINE DAYS.
She meets an interesting collection of men, including those she nicknames: Usain Bolt, Harry the Hoarder, and Dead Wife Darren.
Then just when she thinks things can’t get any worse, Juan organises a huge, entirely inadvisable party at the end.
It’s internet dating like you’ve never known it before…
Some of the reviews
“It was hysterical, some bits made me laugh out loud and other parts made me blush with recognition. Lovely book. I really recommend it.”
“This is definitely one of my favourite of Mary’s adventures so far! I feel like they’re just getting better and better! Can’t wait for the next one!!”
“So incredibly funny. Read this book before you go on any internet dates.”
“I loved it. If you join an online dating site and go on dates, then make sure the guy doesn’t have a big bag with him, or a young kid. This really made me laugh.”
The online dates are hilarious.